Absolute fucking trolley

Dangerous Driving. Almost ran over a pedestrian. Driving erratically and suspect they were drunk.

This guy stole my name. He also showed me his gay Mr. Bump collection as if I really care about it. No one cares about Mr. Bump. Get off of the UK roads!

Might be best to get some more lessons booked in.

Sure the police will catch up with you for the red light.

Happens to us all, just be a little more observant in future. A little bump doesn't mean you need to sit in the junction, glad the police moved you along the road.

Why are you in such a rush? You saw the cyclist, you had time to brake. Try to think of others, not just yourself.

The clue is in the name, it's a give way line - you know, where you give way? You muppet.

If you weren't on the phone, you might have seen the big vehicle hurtling towards you as you casually pulled out! Well done.

Always first to sit and wait at the lights - impressive!

Driving whilst using your phone, no wonder you hit that Ford Focus!

Nutter doesn't use his mirrors before changing lanes, clips another moving vehicle!

Pulled out of a junction without looking, nearly t-boned a car!

Nice car!

driver had intercourse with Mr. Bump, reported to DVLA, rate-driver.co.uk, baddrivers.uk and roadwars.co.uk immediately

We are coming for you. We have Highways Agency CCTV, the evidence as posted social media and that of 2 other drivers of events on the day. We have ANPR linking the vehicle to a known area and a registered keepers address. You may presently have it hidden but the net is closing. Met Police & CPS will seek & recommend a custodial sentence for your actions. You can run but you cannot hide. We already have your name and a warrant has been issued for your arrest.

No valid MOT test pass. A wannabe in a twatty Tesla

Dangerous driver. Ban him.

Hope this driver has since been banned

Twat keeps slowing down to play with his phone, spent more time playing with it than not. Driving like a complete prick.

This goober frequently throws Mr. Bump plushes and swerves across lanes. He's a scumbag.

cant drive

Another person taking advantage of a parent & child's bay. Location - Sainsburys, Worksop

You ruined all my stock in the trailer

You're a knob. Plenty of time and space to give that cyclist. Do better.

You've got mirrors right? Maybe try using them next time, instead of pulling out on folks without a care.

Think you need some driving lessons. Have you picked a lane yet?!

Last minute larry, cutting cars up, in a BMW.. all checks out.

should have gone to specsavers

You moron. Stopping on a dual carriageway to get a back out the back.

N111WRN bet you felt like the dogs bollocks at the time revving your financed Range Rover and costing that woman a green light! What a display of power, big man! Now your £200 private plate is all over the internet and people will laugh at you every time you drive past!

Can’t park there mate

Oh dear, another numptee...

learn to park or stop driving

Shameful parking on show.

wrapped it round a lamp post. well done!

You're not the only one on the road.

Not letting you anywhere near a piece of timber with driving like that. Piss poor in any vehicle, let alone a work-van.

Just don't be a c*nt all you life.

You got a death wish bud? Might want to speak to someone about that. If not for you sake, everyone else's.

You saw the fucking bike right?! Don't be a dickhead.

Bit of a tight squeeze there. Might think about getting in the right lane in future bud?

You not learnt your left from right yet? Maybe best put the grown-up toys away for a while until you do.

Whilst we wait for your balls to drop, might be worth fixing up your driving skills and slowing the fuck down?!

You're a muppet. What did running that red light save you - 20 seconds? Maybe just enough time to sort your life out?

Bloody hell mate! Talk about cutting it close, over double lines, on a blind bend. That's a clusterfuck!

Must have missed that sign eh? Or you were running late to clown school.

Don't be a prick and stop in the middle of the road after cutting someone up - or any time!

You've been listed on YPLA - https://ypla.co.uk/2023/08/04/im-blue-dabba-dee-dabba-or-not/

Photo too!