cut me up at lights, what a plonker

A typical Audi driver without a second to live! Overtook me where the overtaking lane was literally at its end and straight into the path of oncoming traffic. Ignorant beyond belief.

An idiot in a work vehicle for Hunts Food Service who seemed to be permanently attached to the rear end of my lorry. Eventually he overtook but only after I slowed down to shake him off. No idea what a stopping gap is either.

An idiot in a motorhome on the M5 who pulled in front of my lorry so tight he almost lost his back end. I suggest you learn how long your vehicle is and consider leaving a stopping gap for the vehicle you have just overtaken.

This idiot driver on the M5 almost drove straight through me. Bad judgement leaving it to the last second to decide he might need to overtake as at that point there was traffic in lane 2. I was half on the hard shoulder trying to make sure he didn't hit me! Much better observation and judgement needed.

Pulled up behind this female driver at the end of the A370 at junction 21 and noticed that she kept looking down in her lap. I wonder what was so fascinating down there?! Try paying more attention to your driving.

An idiot who thinks it is part of the Highway Code to be pulling a trailer in lane 3 of the M5. Driving like a dick in bad weather conditions.

Strangely, not a typical BMW driver! Middle lane hogging when the left lane was empty and driving too slow on the M5.

A typical Audi driver who overtook my lorry then pulled in front of me and braked. What the fuck for, you twat? I'm not braking for you. Find another way to give yourself a cheap thrill!

Brainless idiot who decided to pull out from a trading estate in front of my lorry forcing me to slam my brakes on or boot the prick up the arse. It's not like he didn't see me coming, I'm large enough. Obviously got a death wish!

WHY DID YOU HIT THE PLANT TRUCK AND HUMP THE PLANT

Another going way under the (50mph) speed limit holding everyone up for no reason.

Selfish woman driving through Garstang paying more attention to her phone that she has rested on her legs than looking at the road ahead (as in just completely doesn't). Land Rover Freelander.

Tractor on the A6. Absolute moron. From around Forton to the motorway turn off (which this guy was taking even though I was sat behind him doing 30-33 the entire way) this tractor must've been flashed 8-10 times. As he turns off towards the motorway turnoff & I continue through the roundabout I can see why - absolute blinding lights. If that many people are flashing you then stop being a dickhead driving around with high beams. Typical modern do as I please farmer.

Lazy fecker in a Ford Transit Custom 320. Preston area.

Ford fiesta going slow as anything in average speed zone in a 50. As they approach the drop to 40 they start to accelerate & then do about 45 in the 40 to stop anyone passing them. Just do the limit!

A typical knob in a big car apparently without a second to live. Exiting Fivehead down the hill and approaching me on my side of the road. Obviously just overtaken several cars to get ahead so obviously much more important than anyone else on the road.

M5 northbound between junctions 8 and 7 I came upon this driver veering over his white line and almost entering lane 2. I thought he was just pulling out without indicating but no, judging by the harsh oversteering to get back in again. Also several times he veered over the rumble strip so obviously not 100% focussed on his driving.

A BMW driver exiting from Sedgemoor Services demonstrating more bad judgement. Rather than speed up to get in front of me or slow down to get behind, this idiot decided trying to pull into the side of me was a much better idea. Had I not have had a car beside me overtaking I would have pulled over. Drivers joining the motorway should not just expect this to happen.

An idiot of a 'white van man' who almost drove into the back of me because he misjudged his moment to overtake. M5 northbound just past junction 23. More observation and much better planning required here.

Aggressive 'van man' who came flying up my arse along the A38 then proceeded to overtake me through a double white line. Sadly doesn't follow the rules of the road, neither has he got a second to live.

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Suzuki Swift driving around Garstang, farty exhaust & no tax.

On A6, Forton with no MOT

Just saw this Merc try and sideswipe someone several times before throwing a bottle of water at their car. I have the dash cam footage if you need it. You can clearly see that the Merc is in the wrong. P6 FFT you need your licence taken off you. You endangered the other car and all of us being watching.

Just saw this Merc try and sideswipe someone several times before throwing a bottle of water at their car. I have the dash cam footage if you need it. You can clearly see that the Merc is in the wrong. P6 FFT you need your licence taken off you. You endangered the other car and all of us being watching.

Learn what a merge in turn is pls.

Do as i please

Volkswagen Amarok. V5C changed August '25 MOT expired 26 Nov 25 Driving around Garstang Feb '26 with his illegal front tints.

Another idiot who likes to tailgate lorries, even at a ridiculously slow speed!

A woman driver M5 south in the chevrons approaching Gloucester Services. The purpose of these chevrons seems to be totally lost on this driver. Instead of being 2 chevrons behind the car in front of her, she was literally sat in its boot. Prior to this she also stole my lorry's stopping gap and braked. Clueless!

Another idiot for a van driver who thinks red traffic lights, in particular the one at Navigation roundabout off the Expressway, doesn't apply to him.

Illegally spaced chav plate on a Transit. What's with your shoe fetish? JN.................0.....................5HOE

This driver needs to learn some patience! There was a guy with a walking stick on his way across the zebra crossing, slowly admittedly, but this driver was on the move before the pedestrian had even cleared the crossing. Give people a chance, you impatient idiot.

Another braindead van driver on the M5 tailgating a lorry even when it had slowed down to try and shake you off.

Idiot driving a van with its company name emblazoned along the side which was 'Universal Office Solutions'. Should have been setting a good example but instead was driving in a motorway lane marked with a red X.

M5 south approaching junction 15 you would be hard pressed to not spot this totally selfish and aggressive driver. Weaving in and out of lanes with no indication, or mirror checks probably, and cutting other drivers up. Totally aggressive and thinking of nobody else but himself.

An idiot in a Seat literally super glued to the rear doors of my lorry! Tried slowing down to shake him off but still he sat there. I ended up pulling onto the hard shoulder to finally get rid of Mr Braindead.

A typical 'van driver' type who cut up my lorry to exit at junction 2 of the M5. Instinctively I braked to avoid him but why the fuck should I? Do it again and I will drive through you!

M5 north at junction 3 this stupid bitch decided to change lanes and cut up my lorry. Obviously I thought she was doing it last minute to exit at the junction, but no. Why risk getting hit? Just create a bigger gap then pull back in. Another useless female driver!

This car is wanted for thrft

Shouldn't be on the road in more ways than one.

Ford Transit. Rough looking builder type driving while holding his mobile to his ear.

Renault Trafic with illegally spaced chav plate MIL4............11 And those stupid cut out reg plates too. It's a renault not a Lambo.

Fiat 500. More weekend slow driving doing a fraction of the limit on the A6. 50mph & they're doing about 38. Get to 40 & they do about 43 to stop anyone passing until it's back to single lane traffic & then they go slow again.

Kia Picanto. More weekend slow drivers. 50mph & this driver is doing 35-40. Get to the 40mph zone where there's an average speed camera & they start doing about 42-43mph to stop anyone passing. Get back to single lane traffic & they go slow again.

Ford Ka. Another who's doing a fraction of the speed limit on the A6. Stop driving needlessley slow.

Skoda Yeti. In a rush to pull out on incoming traffic but then proceeds to drive under the speed limit. Could've just waited a few seconds for the gap behind me.

Hazardous taxi driver. Garstang crossroads, light on red. As they turn green this guy pulls away but drifts over in to the oncoming traffic lane & has to swerve back in to his own lane late on so as to avoid the oncoming traffic. On your phone mush?

This little idiot in a Honda Civic deliberately got into the wrong lane to get in front of me. He was in the lane for the M5 at Chelston roundabout but ended up going straight on along the A38 towards Taunton. For his aggressive stupidity he didn't gain anything because I ended up right behind him again at Taunton so what was the point?